Flying Monkeys

Flying monkeys. Sometimes, I would like to punch them. What happened to the days of monkeys just throwing poo at you. They liked it. We liked it. It worked. Since when should monkeys be so intelligent? Who benefits from that? The Wizard of Oz is the most frightening show ever made, since the beginning of time. My kids put the show on just to see me make a mad dash over or through furniture for the tv or remote to change the channel.

Same scenario every time. I slip. Fall. Hurt myself. They laugh. They throw poo at me.

I could just punch them...the flying monkeys, not the kids.