First, I have been trying really hard getting into inventing.
There is a project on my board that I am very excited about and has nothing to do with bacon (I just threw bacon in here because I will get one billion hits from it). Thank you Google.
Inventing is my stupid human trick that I do when my life is not as much high definition as I want it to be. Yes, my TV is one of those high definition plasmas that can hang on the wall, but my life is usually way more high definitioner!
When I present my new invention to the public, you are all going to hit yourself on your own head and say
Torrential? I looked up the definition of torrential on dictionary.com.
Yes, that is exactly how I like my rain. Filled with intense feelings and passionate. Why can't men be raindrops? Six BILLION people on this planet and I can't find one man. I don't need more than one. How many men does it take to change a lightbulb, cut my grass, paint my walls or pressure wash my house? Just one.
Lately, I have been focusing on getting more beauty sleep. I used to only get about 5 hours a night...maybe. Now, I get about 8 hours, 9 if I am feeling extra ugly.
I haven't had Nutella in a while (and have lost 10 lbs.) but found myself in a (withdrawal) bind a few days ago and out of sheer desperation called the Nutella Hotline.
For a while there I was starting to feel like a parade balloon. It required six or more people to navigate me to my couch. I would have to spray myself with a can of Pam to make it easier to pry myself up from any chair.
I joined a gym, but I am saving that one for an entire post! Let's just say the "working out" stuff is working! I don't lick the screen anymore when a Hershey commercial comes on, well, not as much. I am even thinking about signing up for Karate (at the age of 41).
Seriously, between internet not working in the middle of this lovely swamp I call home and me being a famous inventor AND working out I have neglected my blog and I apologize. I hope that you guys will continue to put up with me. I miss reading your blogs and love reading your lovely comments! Also, to those of you who have given me awards, please do not think that I have forgotten you. I get about 10 awards a month, so it is difficult for me to post them since I only get to do a few posts a month, but I do appreciate the recognition and remember who they are from!
Nutella--even the word tastes good!