Thursday, December 20, 2012

Tim Tebow is Single Again!


In unrelated news, my dog wants me to pour eggnog in the toilet for some reason.

He also wants to leave out for Santa a glass of warm milk and a dead cat.

Also, and most importantly the best worst news of the day (I am not happy about it, though it appears I am but I am not).

Tim Tebow is single again.
Repeat.  I am not happy about this.


So here is my pathetic open letter to Tim Tebow:


So, Tim Tebow, the ball is in your court.  To sweeten the deal, I do have connections to the Ragin' Cajuns if you want to play for them.  Can't make any promises, though...

Did I mention that I am NOT happy about this?


Also, here is an open letter to that homeless guy I saw staring at me and my burger (mostly me) outside Checker Burgers.







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41 comments:

  1. Michael Offutt, Phantom ReaderDecember 20, 2012 at 8:38 AM

    You have excellent taste. Tim Tebow is incredibly handsome. I wish you luck.

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  2. Jeff HargettDecember 20, 2012 at 8:43 AM

    Funny! Thanks for the laugh. A brilliant way to start the day.

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  3. hootnonnyDecember 20, 2012 at 8:44 AM

    Be careful what you wish for!

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  4. raydenzel1December 20, 2012 at 8:52 AM

    I have been told (lying) that I look a lot like Tebow. Maybe I have (none) a chance?

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  5. Pat HattDecember 20, 2012 at 9:02 AM

    hahaha good luck. Maybe if your dog drinks from his toilet it will be a turn on?

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  6. joehDecember 20, 2012 at 9:25 AM

    Problem is if Tim made a pass at you it would not be on the mark...that's why he's on the bench.

    Good luck though, I'd love to see your post on the Wedding.

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  7. Queen Holly the MagnificentDecember 20, 2012 at 9:30 AM

    From now on, I will think of Tim Tebow as that jerk who never responded to your love.

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  8. Hey Monkey ButtDecember 20, 2012 at 9:39 AM

    Love those chikins!

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  9. MarkDecember 20, 2012 at 9:56 AM

    I wonder who would be a more reliable partner, the homeless dude or Tim Tebow. Tebow has money, sure, but will he give you his love and attention like a homeless dude would?

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  10. UnknownDecember 20, 2012 at 10:01 AM

    I want an invitation to the wedding, Tracie. That is all!

    :)

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  11. Sweet Posy DreamsDecember 20, 2012 at 10:10 AM

    I like your chickens!

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  12. MelanieDecember 20, 2012 at 11:07 AM

    I can see it now...

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  13. StephanieDecember 20, 2012 at 11:19 AM

    I'll marry you.

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  14. Joanne NoragonDecember 20, 2012 at 11:55 AM

    Did I miss the part about why you want to be married. It's overrated. Just ask Tim Tebow.

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  15. flip mcflipersonDecember 20, 2012 at 12:15 PM

    As long as you're not happy about it.

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  16. AnonymousDecember 20, 2012 at 12:54 PM

    "Sup?" heheh, love it

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  17. WorkingdanDecember 20, 2012 at 5:21 PM

    The really sad news is that Tim Tebow won't be playing for the Jets next year! Maybe he'll come be a QB in a town near you...?

    Love the letter to the homeless guy too! So random!

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  18. Chatty CroneDecember 20, 2012 at 5:50 PM

    Good luck with Mr. Tim!

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  19. DflyloverDecember 20, 2012 at 6:02 PM

    This may possibly be my most favorite post of yours ever.

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  20. MarianneDecember 20, 2012 at 6:48 PM

    Be honest. You just want Tim for "the challenge."

    Me too.

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  21. stephen HayesDecember 20, 2012 at 6:50 PM

    There isn't much point in dreaming small dreams. I hope you land Mr. Tebow.

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  22. RachelDecember 20, 2012 at 7:35 PM

    Good luck! I expect to get a wedding invite in the mail.

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  23. ChuckDecember 20, 2012 at 8:45 PM

    Tracie your posts bring a smile to my face even in the face of the impending Apocalypse, so sayth the Mayans! Sup?

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  24. Geo.December 20, 2012 at 9:09 PM

    I don't know who Tim Tebow is but I sure like how you write. My compliments.

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  25. Elephant's ChildDecember 20, 2012 at 10:43 PM

    Tim Tebow is unknown territory to me. However, I trust your taste. Hopefully he too can find some...

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  26. CperzDecember 21, 2012 at 6:11 AM

    The word "sup" isn't used nearly enough.

    I hate to be the naysayer here but...OK...while I admit he is sorta cute but really wouldn't that whole Teboing thing drive you crazy in about 5 minutes. Just imagine him doing that Teboe move thing after taking out the trash, picking up his underwear off the floor, or ...god forbid...after a romantic interlude.

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  27. UnknownDecember 21, 2012 at 10:00 AM

    Good luck in pursuit of Tim Tebow; as long as it keeps you away from all the Boston Celtics. They are MINE; every single and married one of them!!!

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  28. Vapid VixenDecember 21, 2012 at 6:12 PM

    I like your approach. To the homeless guy, I mean. Very concise and to the point.

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  29. Tammy TheriaultDecember 21, 2012 at 11:35 PM

    i love your sense of humor!!! eggnog in the toilet??? are sure he didn't ask for a shot of jack in there, too? new follower, hi!!

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  30. A Daft Scots LassDecember 21, 2012 at 11:38 PM

    Great to be back in the blogging world!!!

    I've missed it.

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  31. DWeiDecember 22, 2012 at 12:52 AM

    Tebow is that football guy or something? I'm not much of a fan or sports.

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  32. LL Cool JoeDecember 22, 2012 at 5:49 AM

    Didn't you know Tim is with me? ;) Actually I don't know who he is. :D

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  33. Darjeeling DarlingsDecember 22, 2012 at 7:12 AM

    Haha We love Tim Tebow!

    The Darjeeling Darlings
    http://darjeelingdarlings.blogspot.com

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  34. Vegas Linda LouDecember 22, 2012 at 11:28 PM

    Oh, man. What a cool blog. I'm glad you commented on mine so I knew enough to come over here. I'll be back!

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  35. DianneDecember 23, 2012 at 6:14 AM

    PLEASE marry Tim then maybe he'll leave the Jets and we can get back to just slighting sucking for next season

    just sayin' ;)

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  36. Notes Along the Way with Mary Montague SikesDecember 23, 2012 at 8:34 AM

    Good luck with Tim! Thanks for visiting my blog!

    Monti
    Mary Montague Sikes

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  37. Jo-Anne's RamblingsDecember 23, 2012 at 12:33 PM

    Ok who is Tim Tebow????????????????

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  38. Crack You WhipDecember 23, 2012 at 12:38 PM

    He's a quarterback for the Jets. I think he wants my number.

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  39. laughingwolfDecember 23, 2012 at 9:21 PM

    lmao

    axually, eat mor fisss AND chikin... UNLESS y're into that bse stuff

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  40. AnonymousJanuary 3, 2013 at 8:37 AM

    If I see him around I promise to put in a good word.

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  41. Blue GrumpsterMay 16, 2013 at 2:13 PM

    I once wrote a marriage proposal just like that one. Eggnog in the toilet? Sounds pretty normal to me. Um...

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