Thursday, December 20, 2012

Tim Tebow is Single Again!


In unrelated news, my dog wants me to pour eggnog in the toilet for some reason.

He also wants to leave out for Santa a glass of warm milk and a dead cat.

Also, and most importantly the best worst news of the day (I am not happy about it, though it appears I am but I am not).

Tim Tebow is single again.


Repeat.  I am not happy about this.


So here is my pathetic open letter to Tim Tebow:


So, Tim Tebow, the ball is in your court.  To sweeten the deal, I do have connections to the Ragin' Cajuns if you want to play for them.  Can't make any promises, though...

Did I mention that I am NOT happy about this?


Also, here is an open letter to that homeless guy I saw staring at me and my burger (mostly me) outside Checker Burgers.







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41 comments:

  1. You have excellent taste. Tim Tebow is incredibly handsome. I wish you luck.

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  2. Funny! Thanks for the laugh. A brilliant way to start the day.

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  3. I have been told (lying) that I look a lot like Tebow. Maybe I have (none) a chance?

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  4. hahaha good luck. Maybe if your dog drinks from his toilet it will be a turn on?

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  5. Problem is if Tim made a pass at you it would not be on the mark...that's why he's on the bench.

    Good luck though, I'd love to see your post on the Wedding.

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  6. From now on, I will think of Tim Tebow as that jerk who never responded to your love.

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  7. I wonder who would be a more reliable partner, the homeless dude or Tim Tebow. Tebow has money, sure, but will he give you his love and attention like a homeless dude would?

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  8. I want an invitation to the wedding, Tracie. That is all!

    :)

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  9. Did I miss the part about why you want to be married. It's overrated. Just ask Tim Tebow.

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  10. The really sad news is that Tim Tebow won't be playing for the Jets next year! Maybe he'll come be a QB in a town near you...?

    Love the letter to the homeless guy too! So random!

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  11. This may possibly be my most favorite post of yours ever.

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  12. Be honest. You just want Tim for "the challenge."

    Me too.

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  13. There isn't much point in dreaming small dreams. I hope you land Mr. Tebow.

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  14. Good luck! I expect to get a wedding invite in the mail.

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  15. Tracie your posts bring a smile to my face even in the face of the impending Apocalypse, so sayth the Mayans! Sup?

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  16. I don't know who Tim Tebow is but I sure like how you write. My compliments.

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  17. Tim Tebow is unknown territory to me. However, I trust your taste. Hopefully he too can find some...

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  18. The word "sup" isn't used nearly enough.

    I hate to be the naysayer here but...OK...while I admit he is sorta cute but really wouldn't that whole Teboing thing drive you crazy in about 5 minutes. Just imagine him doing that Teboe move thing after taking out the trash, picking up his underwear off the floor, or ...god forbid...after a romantic interlude.

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  19. Good luck in pursuit of Tim Tebow; as long as it keeps you away from all the Boston Celtics. They are MINE; every single and married one of them!!!

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  20. I like your approach. To the homeless guy, I mean. Very concise and to the point.

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  21. i love your sense of humor!!! eggnog in the toilet??? are sure he didn't ask for a shot of jack in there, too? new follower, hi!!

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  22. Great to be back in the blogging world!!!

    I've missed it.

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  23. Tebow is that football guy or something? I'm not much of a fan or sports.

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  24. Didn't you know Tim is with me? ;) Actually I don't know who he is. :D

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  25. Haha We love Tim Tebow!

    The Darjeeling Darlings
    http://darjeelingdarlings.blogspot.com

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  26. Oh, man. What a cool blog. I'm glad you commented on mine so I knew enough to come over here. I'll be back!

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  27. PLEASE marry Tim then maybe he'll leave the Jets and we can get back to just slighting sucking for next season

    just sayin' ;)

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  28. Good luck with Tim! Thanks for visiting my blog!

    Monti
    Mary Montague Sikes

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  29. He's a quarterback for the Jets. I think he wants my number.

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  30. lmao

    axually, eat mor fisss AND chikin... UNLESS y're into that bse stuff

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  31. If I see him around I promise to put in a good word.

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  32. I once wrote a marriage proposal just like that one. Eggnog in the toilet? Sounds pretty normal to me. Um...

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