Well, be thankful, because I am always one step ahead of everyone else and have a plan already outlined and ready to put into action.
1. Watch Men In Black. Reenact. Save the Earth from destruction by rogue aliens.
2. Damage Crop Circles.
Fortunately, as a child, I learned to speak and read compass. Crop circles are actually directional tools for aliens to plot territories that they will dominate and destroy. My theory is that if they can't find it, they can't destroy it. They would become very confused with the my new version of crop circles. This would cause them to be genuinely perplexed and leave.
3. Wear my seatbelt
When the cops tell you that seatbelts save lives, they really are not joking. I am going to wear my seatbelt so that the aliens cannot suck me out of my car. Life saved. I am actually hitting two birds with one stone. Not getting sucked out of my car and not breaking the law. It is just one of those win-win situations. Well, the aliens don't win.
It pays to plan ahead. And to have racing stripes.