Thursday, September 27, 2012

What is at the End of the Rainbow

I found out what is really at the end of that rainbow...

Golden Arches...
and cinnamon melts. Mostly cinnamon melts.

Miss you guys! Yes I have been on a short hiatus. I'm involved in lots of conspiracies and stuff which has taken up an unusual amount of time. Also, I'm back in flight school (yes, someone allows me in the sky), which takes up a lot of time and I don't care to fly exhausted and falling asleep in the plane, though when it starts to dive, the plane's alarm usually wakes me up. Things just get fun after that.

In addition, I have found myself watching Here Comes Honey Boo-Boo and my IQ has dropped about 10 or 5000 points because of that decision so that doesn't help my dating life either.

Even Facebook is working against me.


I actually think I saw the word "unstable" in there somewhere, but probably not so I left that out.

Don't worry, you are all still safe and can sleep sound at night without fear of me going crazy.


See ya'll when I'm done getting into trouble with my flight trickery and stuff! I'm anxious to start catching up on some of your adventures on your own blogs!

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50 comments:

  1. I'm so glad you aren't going crazy. You aren't, right?

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  2. Are you going to be a pilot or just going to learn to fly a plane in case you have to pull of some amazing rescue mission because the original pilot couldn't fly it anymore? I'm leaning towards the second.

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  3. Wow. Flight school? You really rock. We will be here when you return.

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  4. Always funny stuff.

    I managed to avoid Honey Boo Boo (It wasn't easy) for the exact reason that I can not afford to lose 10 IQ points.

    Cranky

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  5. Ooh, flight school! How cool is that? I'm doing my best to avoid that Honey Boo-Boo show. Last thing I need is for my IQ to get any lower.

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  6. Flight school is a pretty damn good excuse. Also, love the idea that Facebook would get tired of relationship status changes.

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  7. That's how I've always thought of McDonalds...

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  8. Welcome back an you in the sky, hmmm just pull up before you land on some poor persons roof.

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  9. I've missed you too. Flight school is something I'd really love to do one day. That, and get to the end of the rainbow.

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  10. I've watched one Honey Boo Boo episode all the way through because I didn't look away quickly enough. Usually, I scream and hide my face, while Husband frantically searches for the remote. He lets me know when it's over so that I can calm down and find something more interesting to watch, like the History of Bathrooms in England. No really. It was a very good show.

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  11. Even your signature demands elbow room!

    I'll just keep admiring, from a distance. ...where it's safe. :)

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  12. In the sky!

    Nice and roomy up there...

    Pearl

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  13. I have missed your witty posts! Have fun flying the friendly skies. How exciting!

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  14. I believe you can fly, I believe you can touch the sky, I think about it -oh hang on, there's someone at the door. Copyright police? No, I don't think I've ever...argh! Where are you taking me....

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  15. Yea so I refuse to even watch that Boo Boo stuff. I hope I never see a McD's at the end of the rainbow, lols. :)

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  16. Good luck with flight school, Tracie! :)

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  17. I've never heard of honey boo-boo. I guess that's a good thing because I need all the IQ points I can get. As for dating, yes, thank you, I am; but I always leave my Facebook status on In A Relationship because I have such a lovely relationship with my doggies.

    Love,
    Janie

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  18. I wonder if the rainbow just decided to go through the drive-thru? Hmm. . . .

    P.S. Please don't drop your plane onto my house. Pretty please? ;)

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  19. Happy flying. And I would much prefer the golden arches to some photos I have seen of end of rainbow items (read: porta potty...)

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  20. I am willing to wait between your business. You're worth it.

    It's probably good that it's you in the air and not me. It would have to be a pretty loud alarm to wake me up and I'm not always really alert for awhile. Do you think that would be a problem?

    I find Honey Boo Boo the most annoying child on the planet. According to her.... she hollers for a dollar, I am prepared to pay her 100 dollars to shut the hell up.

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  21. Good to see you didn't crash and burn!
    We will wait, you are worth it :-)
    Di
    xxxx

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  22. Thanks for solving the end of the rainbow question!

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  23. Just as long as you aren't trying to grow an extra thumb! Have fun!

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  24. I keep checking and checking to see if there's been a new post, so I was thrilled this morning to see you were back :)

    Enjoy the flying!

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  25. I'm sorry, did you say something after cinnamon melts? Drooling.

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  26. I wish I could get an alarm for my car that would beep loudly when I started to fall asleep. Stupid planes, they have all the fun. Bring on the flying cars I say!

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  27. I knew the arches were the answer! You in flying school is frightening with the Honey Boo Boo brain interference.

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  28. welcome back.
    and dont drink and fly !
    :p

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  29. Brain cells are overrated. You only need 2-3 of those tops to function in our society. Like Honey Boo Boo, who is probably running on 1 and a half.

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  30. With five kids I already knew that McNuggets were the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow!

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  31. Great luck with the flying! I know a pilot, so I'll tell him to give you a helping hand if he ever meets you in the sky.

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  32. I will forgive you as long as you write my name in skywriting.

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  33. It's scary to think that you could just crash through our ceiling and land in our living room at any moment.

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  34. Love the McDonalds shot and now I feel bad because I've never had a cinnamon melt.

    Good to see you back!

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  35. I adamently refuse to watch Honey-Boo-Boo. On principle. Flight lessons sound awesome. Good luck!

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  36. Hmm, maybe you could flap your wings at a good-looking' guy.

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  37. You're in flight school??? Of course you are. Just one more point of awesomeness.

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  38. We're right behind you, Tracie! Keep your chin up and work hard!

    -Barb the French Bean

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  39. Looks like you're been busy, get back and post when you can!

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  40. YES!!! I knew there had to be more than a pot of stupid gold at the end of the rainbow. Not enough motivation to travel to it. Now if we're talking about burgers...

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  41. drove through a rainbow once, that was fun
    finding "golden" arches at the end though has a certain ring of comedic humor to it though

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  42. Good luck with the flying. My dad was a pilot. Some of my best memories are going up in a small plane with him and flying around.

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  43. My brother got his pilot's license before his driver's license. When my other friends were cowering in the back seats of cars while their siblings were at the wheel, I was cowering in the seat of a Cessna while he learned to fly. Good luck :) He is an aerospace engineer and flies for the Navy now. Oh, and for the love of God, all people from Georgia are not like Honey Boo Boo
    -Heidi
    http://mommypluscoffee.blogspot.com/2012/10/i-am-that-mom.html

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  44. Looking forward to your return. Have fun. Stay safe.

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  45. you are so cool i can't even stand it! you should fly to texas and have some starbucks with me...even though you don't drink coffee...weirdo :)

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  46. Good ole Honey Booboo! She makes all of us from Louisiana look like complete idiots. :) Thank goodness for smart and beautiful Louisiana cookies like you and I. ;)

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  47. Hello. 1st-time visitor to your blog. I sure like it. You say incomparable things incomparably well. Must figure out how to get on your follower list now.

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