Saturday, August 25, 2012

Lance Armstrong, Myself and I

I wonder if Lance Armstrong is still single because we have so much in common now.

Don't worry Lance, you have a friend in me (friendship not guaranteed).

Also, in completely unrelated news, but still in France, you can buy canned air straight from Paris for the low, low price of $9.99 without ever having to step foot on a plane, in a hotel or Paris.

Apparently, love is in the air.


The End.


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50 comments:

  1. Hilarious - I've peed my pants :-)
    Thanks for that!
    Di
    xxxxx

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  2. clever beyond words.
    except for the words describing how clever you are!

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  3. I saw the canned air thing too - UGH! And I feel bad for Lance, kind of. It's hard to know - is cycling another sport where everyone dopes? arrghhh.

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  4. I have some bottled Cape Cod air here that I would gladly send you for free. I love how you passed those savings on to us, and since you and Lance have so much in common maybe I will just stick with your fan club.

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  5. What a dope, sure the air was his last hope.

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  6. Note to self: do not attempt to read this blog while drinking soda.

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  7. Now I am left wondering if he really beat all that cancer too??? hmmm can air hmmm do you think it comes in multiple flavors? I would like my air chocolate flavored please no need to add the love just plain chocolate.

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  8. Lance doesn't know (or maybe he does) what he is missing.

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  9. Funny, as always. French air, huh? What could I put in a can that the French would want. This will keep me up tonight thinking of my next genius money-making enterprise.

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  10. Funny as always but I've been to Paris and the air is overpriced.

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  11. Hmmm---canned love coming your way?

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  12. I say they need to leave Lance alone and quit being haters.

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  13. Your Lance Armstrong panel is brilliant! Made me LOL!

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  14. Also, don't waste you money on that canned Paris air. People smoke like chimneys over there and they smoke those stinky Gauloise cigarettes to boot. Any canned air, once opened, would just make you hack, cough and gag.

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  15. Cans of air are not environmentally friendly. Tell Lance to get a pipeline instead. Canned air sucks and they leak too.

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  16. Canned air is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard of!

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  17. Canned air from France? That's absolutely ridiculous! Why would anyone buy that?

    Now, canned air from Italy...THAT would be worth buying :)

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  18. Oh, canned air!
    How can a US agency strip Lance of awards he won in France?

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  19. HILARIOUS!!!!!! My son heard the news about Lance and said, "Mom, I think that means Lance actually did do drugs". Kinda burst the kid's bubble a bit.

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  20. I love this post. Bravo my freind. :)))

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  21. Hey! I have something in common with Lance, too. I have no titles either. :D Go me.

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  22. Canned air is the craziest thing since bottled water. Sucks to be Lance Armstrong right now.

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  23. Well, I guess I better empty my wallet to buy some canned France air! Thanks for the heads up! lol

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  24. I had to wipe off my computer screen!

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  25. Canned air? Oh Jesus protector of all that is good and holy, deliver me from water restaurants and canned air.

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  26. Do spray face and eyes with canned air. It may cause eye damage. Instead spray canned air into a paper bag and then huff it. Remember safety is key.

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  27. Does the air smell of Garlic and onions? If not I'd ask for my money back :)

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  28. LOL! Mostly law abiding. Yeah. Me too!

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  29. Canned air? What's so special about that? It already comes in bags. They call it Doritos. So will they call the CANNED air Pringles?

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  30. I can almost swear that I smelled a trace amount of that Parisian gas coming from a pizza truck the other day. Frivolous people and their disposable incomes should buy my air, not outsource it to France.

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  31. Nice way to kill two birds with one stone on that canned air, saving money and finding love. WIN!

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  32. Little shortie post. I got really sad when I saw there wasn't much to it. I really look forward to your posts. Ah, I'll just be grateful for the laughs I was able to get. Also, Lance died.

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  33. LOL just doesn't suffice for this post. Too, too funny!

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  34. oh geez. hahaha.
    but i like the idea.

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  35. I can go to Montreal to smell French farts. If you paid me 6372.00 I might visit France and I've had eight years of French classes, Two in collage. I'm sure there are nice French people, but I've never met one that didn't treat me like a human.

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  36. HHHMMMmmm... are these two things connected?!?! Just askin'!

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  37. Hey, beautiful lady, I have an award for you on my blog :)

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  38. Oh my... I have that in common with him too!

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  39. I feel sad about Lance Armstrong. I'm not sure why. It's not like I followed his career or anything, and doping is doping. But it still makes me feel sad. He's lucky to have a friend like you!

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  40. I hear if you turn your nose up, the air smells better.

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  41. It's been one of those days. Thanks for the smiles and chuckles!

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