Some people are just surpassingly wrong.
My greatest wish is for people to stop doing wrong. I've often thought about being a superhero. Of course, you know, I'm still gonna fight crime in my pajama pants. My superheroism will be just like "The Avengers" movie--minus Robert Downey, jr, the other stars (I don't know their names but that doesn't matter as Robert Downey, jr. was the only one that mattered), special effects and safety regulations.
I will need a sidekick.
I realize that in order to curb my truly impressive powers that I will have to have some type of flaw or weakness that is small, hidden and rarely encountered, much like Kryptonite is to Superman.
I have thought about being a Substitute Teacher instead of a Superhero.
My superpowers tend to come out when I walk into a spiderweb. Every kind of ninja known to mankind surfaces from me in those moments. A spiderweb grabbed me once like I owed it a hundred bucks. What I hate about spiderwebs is that other people can't see them because they are virtually invisible, so to any people watching me, it looks like I "just snapped."
Snakes and spiders are my other kryptonites. I fainted once in front of a spider. People rushed to my rescue and at first I felt good about that, but I am pretty sure I heard someone saying this:
Ironically, that was one of my closest friends who said that to me. Whether she was joking or not, it hurt at the time, plus, I still remember it.
Even though over the years I have built fame (hmmm...) and fortune, my best bowls still say Kool-Whip on the side and I haven't forgotten where I have come from or where I am going. Where I came from, I will never go back. Where I am going is in a positive direction. I hope to never hurt my friends so I tend to say only uplifting things.
Also for wedding gifts, they get a really nice set of matching Kool-Whip bowls from me.
I've often thought of playing the game "Let's See How Crazy I Am Now," but I am a bit afraid of what the answer may be for me.
In the budget category of "free," I would like to be the best superhero I can be. I hope to one day have my "Concussion Man" at my side fighting crime with me, but for right now I feel that the best that I can do (once again "free") is to build up those around me and hope to make their day just a bit brighter.
Did I mention free? My said skills don't seem to pay the bills.
I promise to you, as my beloved reader, to make your day just a bit better and that is my greatest superhero power.
HAVE A GREAT WEEK!
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