I dated a guy once who broke up with me because I sprayed water guns, danced in the rain and tried to make every moment fun, even if I looked like a fool in the process.
If you've ever watched Hee-Haw and checked the cornfield closely, I'm probably in there somewhere.
Seems like I pull all of my life changing decisions out of a Fruity Pebbles box.
There was a time in my life when I ordered "Unhappy Meals" from McDonalds. Life in general was very depressing. Yes, I had a black belt in sadness. I was totally "Pro" at it...hence the black belt.
And then one day I woke up a butterfly
I found that when I wallowed in negativity, negative things happened. I made my own life turn around, though. My entire brain just needed to learn a lesson. Even the medula oblangata was in on it.
Armed with my razor sharp wit and my Backpack of Awesomeness, I set out to accomplish great things. My thought processing part of me said to be positive and be totally "Pro" about it. I earned my black belt in positivity.
While you are at it, spray someone with a water hose.
Also, here is a picture of a black-eyed pea because well, I love ya'll. You are welcome.
