Thursday, January 3, 2013

The Twitter Effect

The universe always tries to balance out the negativity in my life with great and marvelous things that appear out of the middle of nowhere on the internet.

Do not eat my pie chart.

With ham-fisted jumbles of words, I scramble to save the Twitter world with my wit that is strongly composed of great observations and remarks.  I have become, in essence, a professional Twitterer person.  Here is Webster's definition of "professional."


I choose not to get paid.

By choice.  They would totally pay me if I wanted money.  I'm pretty sure.


I also need a nice guy who can fix a fence...anybody want to date me for an hour and a half?


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