Do not eat my pie chart.
With ham-fisted jumbles of words, I scramble to save the Twitter world with my wit that is strongly composed of great observations and remarks. I have become, in essence, a professional Twitterer person. Here is Webster's definition of "professional."
I choose not to get paid.
By choice. They would totally pay me if I wanted money. I'm pretty sure.
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