tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8352424854447007657.post5773461127604424307..comments2023-07-21T01:17:52.237-07:00Comments on CRACK YOU WHIP: When bad things happen to good plantsCrack You Whiphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03071785490304845124noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8352424854447007657.post-35786071242077509802012-01-30T13:21:22.630-08:002012-01-30T13:21:22.630-08:00Ahahaha...this is so ME! I love it! I laughed al...Ahahaha...this is so ME! I love it! I laughed all the way through it, wishing I could be a stick person drawer like you to help tell my stories! I SO enjoy your humor...we think alike!<br />Hugs, GraceinAZPat Mhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03126671381952833740noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8352424854447007657.post-30891678681426558892012-01-26T10:15:18.507-08:002012-01-26T10:15:18.507-08:00Oh I understand completely! I'm a guilty of &#...Oh I understand completely! I'm a guilty of 'plantslaughter' too! I constantly have to hand over my -almost- dead plants to my mom to resuscitate them or live with the guilt...Ellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02353243506297672616noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8352424854447007657.post-33307056906878680542012-01-25T19:02:27.350-08:002012-01-25T19:02:27.350-08:00this was hilarious! I must admit I'm a plant a...this was hilarious! I must admit I'm a plant assassin too. Every year when my mum went on holidays she asks me to keep an eye on her babies (her plants)and when she comes back one or two are surely dead. I don't mean it, but I always forget to water them! <br />Okay, now I feel guilty.<br /><br />Great blog!This.is.mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05568886800917445881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8352424854447007657.post-53709958782815722012-01-25T01:06:05.004-08:002012-01-25T01:06:05.004-08:00Lol, this was both sad and funny! You're SO cr...Lol, this was both sad and funny! You're SO creative! I also have plant issues, and forget to water them. :( I bought a couple of those fast growing mini potted plants... where there's a soil "pellet" and you add water and mix it up, then drop the seeds in... I started to see little tiny sprouts and was so excited! But then I don't think I had them in sunny-enough places, etc... forgot to water them... and they ended up in the same fate as yours!<br /><br />I want to try again, but I'm afraid that I might also gain plant assassin status. :P<br /><br />Good luck with your next plant!!<br /><br />OH, and thanks for visiting my blog!<br /><br />http://roseywinterrose.blogspot.comRoseywinterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11768399101198875492noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8352424854447007657.post-32102816771857827832012-01-24T19:42:12.570-08:002012-01-24T19:42:12.570-08:00Blocking the light with the plant books would be t...Blocking the light with the plant books would be the best way for him to know that you meant well. Good luck on your next attempt.Brett Minorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13181569922751252054noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8352424854447007657.post-72380741368880532152012-01-24T09:06:52.001-08:002012-01-24T09:06:52.001-08:00LOL, I love how you ask plant advice from the &quo...LOL, I love how you ask plant advice from the "plant assassin!" Apparently, watering them helps them to live:)Crack You Whiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03071785490304845124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8352424854447007657.post-32355320216538877362012-01-24T06:38:50.813-08:002012-01-24T06:38:50.813-08:00Tracie ~ I love your blog. Now I need your help. ...Tracie ~ I love your blog. Now I need your help. I have a rosemary bush in my back yard that I need to dig up. I want to preserve the plant by placing it in a pot ~ how can I successfully accomplish this without damaging the plant?Mardi's Madnesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11732710900055211571noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8352424854447007657.post-27901099017961631402012-01-23T10:47:02.093-08:002012-01-23T10:47:02.093-08:00hmmm...I wonder if those are real awards. Either ...hmmm...I wonder if those are real awards. Either way, you deserve them! You Rock My Socks Off!lohichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09768620058563016476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8352424854447007657.post-71972194596841245452012-01-23T09:55:08.362-08:002012-01-23T09:55:08.362-08:00I have to admit to being somewhat of an assassin m...I have to admit to being somewhat of an assassin myself. Things just can't seem to stay alive in my hands. You are very witty and I love your take on life. Thanks for making my day. I hope you continue posting every week.cjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11314164512135270925noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8352424854447007657.post-68251115079811967332012-01-23T09:17:40.079-08:002012-01-23T09:17:40.079-08:00I want a "You Rock Our Socks Off" Award!...I want a "You Rock Our Socks Off" Award! That's the best award ever! <br /><br />I'm with The Simple Dude. Things refuse to die around me. They just cling and become utterly codependent on me for their never ending existence.Havenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06219816721347558501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8352424854447007657.post-13277822446614316822012-01-23T09:06:49.062-08:002012-01-23T09:06:49.062-08:00Poor planty. I have the black thumb too. I enter...Poor planty. I have the black thumb too. I enter a nursery or greenhouse, and they whither at the sight of me...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02993699573170596587noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8352424854447007657.post-4095509203983304282012-01-23T08:56:29.691-08:002012-01-23T08:56:29.691-08:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Kat123https://www.blogger.com/profile/00585854367073560436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8352424854447007657.post-32473225465999574762012-01-23T07:12:08.055-08:002012-01-23T07:12:08.055-08:00I am the opposite, I have had plants that refuse t...I am the opposite, I have had plants that refuse to die. I have one now that I neglect a lot and think I should just throw it out. I only water about once a month because I feel sorry for it as it struggles to survive, yet it finds a way. Maybe I should take inspiration from it!<br /><br />SDJon Hansonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10248634465295846651noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8352424854447007657.post-36936951374980608202012-01-23T05:24:48.006-08:002012-01-23T05:24:48.006-08:00Do you have any idea how funny you are?? This was ...Do you have any idea how funny you are?? This was the funniest and saddest story I have read in ages! I want to laugh, but the sad part takes over. Then I want to cry, but it's too funny. You do deserve an award!Troy Bonohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16739292869257475596noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8352424854447007657.post-64804500644369982072012-01-23T05:15:52.813-08:002012-01-23T05:15:52.813-08:00Well, I could never murder bamboo, not on purpose....Well, I could never murder bamboo, not on purpose. I am actually sad that I am a plant killer. I liked PB and milk, too. Glad you enjoyed the story. Now, for a PB sandwich and a glass of milk...Crack You Whiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03071785490304845124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8352424854447007657.post-16677990692737131072012-01-23T04:38:50.508-08:002012-01-23T04:38:50.508-08:00Poor Planty. That was great. I grew an attachment ...Poor Planty. That was great. I grew an attachment to Planty even though I knew things weren't going to end well. I felt like the Peanut Butter and Milk (hilarious touch, by the way), filled with joy and hope at the beginning only to have it dashed at the end. The only plants I've managed not to murder are bamboo, and that's because those things will grow no matter what. Other plants seem like they need human blood to survive, but bamboo, that thing is like the crazy homeless person who sleeps outside my apartment, I try to ignore it and do nothing to help it, yet it survives well beyond my neglect.Pickleopehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13772003052474877906noreply@blogger.com