Personally, I suck down Coke Zero like it is water, but my Coke mustache looks like a real one, just with more bubbles. I'm not as hot with that 'stache, though. I look more like a cab driver.
Also, in other news, I have created a new chip.
contest open to see who can come up with a new flavor. This is my flavor and my bag (don't touch!). Did I mention that first prize is $1,000,000.00? My other flavor is cow chips. They haven't made me a bag for that one, yet. I am sure they are working on it as we speak.
Yesterday, I bought a bag of air and someone was kind enough to put 3 or 4 chips in the bag.